A hypothetical podcast wherein three friends consider life's real headscratchers: What if instead of with hands, sign language meant communicating with cue cards? How much ranch dressing is too much…on a salad at Macho Man Randy Savage’s house? What are we all, like, even doing here? Think of us as the very best of the replies on AskReddit, because then we can think it too.
Here at Instead Of we pride ourselves on keepin’ it real, which is why we’re solving the fake news crisis with our fists in this one. Tapan knocks Mike’s toilet paper anxiety out cold, Mike throws in the towel on prom, and Josh finally punches Tapan in the face.
Pairings: a Costco card; a name tag; and will somebody please get this poor rabbi a parachute!?