We’re sorry, everybody, but this ‘sode got pretty heavy into wieners. We’re not sure how; they just sort of crept up on us. Maybe it was one of those great cosmic coincidences where the universe is trying to tell us something about penises—you’ll have to ask Josh (he’s been to NASA). Amidst all the chat about different animals’ dicks, we drill down on some penetrating topics, including: Josh, and the bland corpse he will one day leave behind; Tapan, matchmaker to sexless felines; and Mike, who dissolves into a bag of goo live on the air.

Pairings: six inches of Nerd; Instead Of Uncut; a ball sack stuck to your body for the rest of your life

SHOW NOTES

• Very Ample Building
• Phrasing
• 🤔
• A bit of dick
• The worst way to bang
• Porn strikes back